Saturday, March 26, 2016

Pump and Dump 101 : What the Stock Pumpers Really Mean




For those new to the glittery world of stock pumping and dumping, here are some sentences of what stock pumpers really mean when they write or say this.


1) What They Say                  

My latest pick is~

What They Mean

This is the stock name/code I've been paid to pump in.

2) What They Say 

A strong rally is coming.

What They Mean   

Massive dumping is on the way.

3) What They Say 

Get in before it's too late.

What They Mean

There is still a lot of stocks that need to be dumped.

4) What They Say 

Good news is out!

What They Mean

The company issued a BS press release to support the pump and dump that really say nothing.

5) What They Say

Start your due diligence now

What They Mean

Read the press releases and ignore the facts that the company have no money and prospects; just take our word for it.

6) What They Say

A past winner

What They Mean

A previous pump that trapped many buyers and could do so again.

7) What They Say

I am scanning the markets.

What They Mean

I am waiting for someone to hire me.

8) What They Say

I came across this stock.

What They Mean

I have been hired to pump this stock.

9) What They Say

I am conducting due diligence on my next pick.

What They Mean

I am waiting for the cheque to arrive.

10) What They Say

Momentum play

What They Mean

I am the 10th pumper to pump this same sick garbage this week.

11) What They Say

Analysts issue BUY recommendations

What They Mean

I wasn't the only one to get paid to hype this crap.

12) What They Say

Once a lifetime opportunity

What They Mean

There is plenty more where this came from.

13) What They Say

This stock should be on your radar.

What They Mean

Watch the opening 10 minutes and chase the stock.

14) What They Say

Warren Buffett is all over this shares.

What They Mean

I have a cat name Warren Buffett and he is lying all over the stock contract notes.

15) What They Say

We have not been compensated for this pick.

What They Mean

We want you to believe that there is nothing in this pump for us.

16) What They Say

A buying opportunity.

What They Mean

This stock is getting creamed.

17) What They Say

My research on the stock is almost complete.

What They Mean

The cheque is about to clear.

18) What They Say

The bottom is in.

What They Mean

The stock probably going lower.

19) What They Say

The stock went up just as we predicted.

What They Mean

Enough hype was created to draw in the pigeons.

20) What They Say

Technical indicators indicate a buy.

What They Mean

We are willing to make up any BS to make you buy this crap.

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